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NEWSWIRE--A doctor used fat from patients' liposuction to fuel his SUV.
From years of sucking at the plump
And wallet-plucking at the pump,
He'll use what nature had bestowed,
And let the blubber meet the road.
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1 comments:
Said the doc, "My SUV
Has a tank I fill for free"
Now I guess he'll
Cruise with Ethyl
Taken from above the knee
This smart doctor thus had planned
To obtain the upper hand
When oil prices
Greatly rises
He lives off the fat of land
Gary Hallock
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