FAMILY JEWELS
NEWSWIRE--With record temperatures of -49 C, Germans are being warned that metal earrings could cause dangerous freezing.
Twinkle, twinkle, frozen ear,
Jeweled adornment might adhere.
Imagine though, the state of woe,
Felt by those who pierced below.
www.newsandverse.com
Light verse, ripped from the headlines
Sunday, January 11, 2009
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POLES APART
When sub-zero blizzard wind blows in
Do not lick a flag pole that's frozen
With stud-adorned tongue
You'll end up among
Thosth thpeaking with lithps, I'm thupposin'
Gary Hallock
This one was fantastic!
And, now I have to wonder if any poor soul actually had a piercing frozen to their uhm.. member.
matt from catsattackyou.com
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