ROSES ARE RED, TOILETS ARE BLEW
NEWSWIRE--A man severely burned his behind when he exploded a portable toilet by lighting a match to find toilet paper.
He was holding his nose
As his searching began,
Which soon came to a close
With a flash in the can.
www.newsandverse.com
Light verse, ripped from the headlines
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
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One hard lesson he has learned
From having his butt badly burned
When methane's near
Protect your rear
Be wary when your cheeks are turned
Gary Hallock
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