HEDGING YOUR BETS
NEWSWIRE--A woman crashed her car while shaving her bikini area.
Looking like a bad toupee?
Chuck your keys and check the weather:
Hell should have its coldest day
Before you drive while grooming nether.
www.newsandverse.com
Light verse, ripped from the headlines
Monday, March 8, 2010
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