Monday, March 8, 2010

Hedging Your Bets

HEDGING YOUR BETS

NEWSWIRE--A woman crashed her car while shaving her bikini area.

Looking like a bad toupee?
Chuck your keys and check the weather:
Hell should have its coldest day
Before you drive while grooming nether.

www.newsandverse.com
Light verse, ripped from the headlines

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